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I will go, I will do...

Sometimes I'm a little slow to the punch.  Let me tell you a little story and see if you get there before I did.  I use the word "little" in the figurative sense.  This post is longer than normal.  You've been warned. Last Sunday, I received an invitation to speak in church.  I like to speak in church.  I like to prepare my talks, write them up and have them ready to go ahead of time.  I always tweak them and leave stuff out at the last minute, and sometimes I'll add an impromptu story that feels appropriate in the spirit of the moment.  My assignment was to talk about 1 Nephi 3:7.  This is a single verse that is pretty much iconic to members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.  It is the statement of a 16 year old Israelite named Nephi who tells the prophet (also his father), upon being asked to do something pretty big and dramatic, "Yes, I'll go and do this thing, because I know that whenever God asks us to do someth...

Ode to the Code

Whining aside, would it seem out of place If my nose and my eyes should secede from my face? I’m not really ailing; no chills and no fevers But these turncoat vestiges won’t be believers They won’t stop their dripping and stinging and running And now they’re pursuing recruits with their cunning Both Ears and good Throat, at the top of their list, Have been stronger than Lungs in their will to resist I’ve tried to assuage them; I’ve got Puffs with aloe I don’t know what’s made them so surly and callow My cheekbones assert, and I’m not one to doubt them, That maybe we’d be better off here without them. If I don’t do something, their mutinous lies Will infect every corner, till somebody dies! So, would it be nuts?   I’d look funny, I know But maybe I ought to just let the three go.

And Sub-Zero Temps Have Reduced Me to This...

It's that awful sort of weather When my nostrils stick together When my fingers lose sensation; Tingling, numb for the duration Twenty minutes just to dress me Winter's wonders so depress me

If it's going to be Winter, it might as well be like this.

I apologize up front for having no photos to post today.  Photos would be crucial to this post.  I just don't take photos.  I can't, as in, I am not capable of it, nor am I allowed to.  Ask my family.  If you and I were on a desert island and you wanted a photo taken of you next to the hut we just built, you'd be better off hunting down some coconut-eating monkey and asking it to take the photo than asking me to do it.  Trust me. Nonetheless, on days like yesterday, I wish with all my heart that I actually owned a real camera, and that I was actually capable of taking an acceptable photograph. My phone doesn't count as a camera -- if you've seen my phone, you would understand.  I don't dare insult it any more here, because it might overhear this conversation, and then I'd be completely sunk. Just trust me on this one, too. It's just that yesterday was a magical day in southeastern New Hampshire, and taking photos would have been apropos. See, ...

Exercising Agency, or I-95 doesn't go to Missouri

In 1969, baseball player Curt Flood, a center fielder for the St. Louis Cardinals, refused to be traded to the Philadelphia Phillies.   He wrote a letter to the commissioner of Major League Baseball asserting that he did not believe that he was a piece of property to be bought or sold with no input or choice in the matter, and asking to be allowed to be a free agent and make himself available to play for other teams. The commissioner refused.   Flood sued MLB, sitting out the 1970 season and taking his case all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court.   His case was struck down, and the Phillies traded him to the Washington Senators, for whom he played 13 games in the 1971 season.   His baseball career was over.   Free agency was not instituted until 1975, but Flood’s lawsuit and his willingness to stand up for his rights as a ball player paved the way for other players. The idea that human beings are agents unto themselves is an ancient concept.   Freed...

Of Dogs and Seuss

I read today about the therapy dogs that traveled from Chicago to Connecticut this week to help in the comfort and theoretical recovery of the survivors of last week's tragedy.  These angelic animals have been on loan from Lutheran Church Charities in Addison, Illinois to the community of Newtown since Sunday.  The organization that trains and provides these gentle pets started in 2008 when the dogs comforted those at Northern Illinois University after five students were killed by a gunman. It began with a handful of dogs and now includes 60 dogs in six states, according to the Chicago newspaper. One line in the article stuck out to me:  "Some children smiled for the first time in days as they pet the therapy dogs..." I think about children . . . ages 5 through 10 . . . and how sad it is to imagine any child going four days . . . even four hours . . . without smiling.  I know that these children are not the only sad children in the world.  I know that th...

Let's Take Part II First, Shall We?

Human emotions befuddle me.  Maybe it’s just my own emotions, but I’d like to share the confusion with all of my species.  Emotions make no sense, and yet they hold our mortal mini-universe together.  They tie us to one another and divide us asunder.  They split our sides with laughter and break our hearts into tiny shards.  They are manageable, but never truly controllable; as soon as we stifle one emotion it just pops up in another way, generally messier and more virulent than if we had just dealt with it in its pre-gremlin form. The passage of time often softens the edges of emotions, and hopefully that will be the case today, affording more clarity and less drama to my words. A month ago, John had a heart attack.  I’ve been trying to write about it nearly all this time – when I haven’t been taking walks with him or cooking for him, or running errands or trying to pretend that life hasn’t kind of changed around here.  He’s fine.  As a mat...