I apologize up front for having no photos to post today. Photos would be crucial to this post. I just don't take photos. I can't, as in, I am not capable of it, nor am I allowed to. Ask my family. If you and I were on a desert island and you wanted a photo taken of you next to the hut we just built, you'd be better off hunting down some coconut-eating monkey and asking it to take the photo than asking me to do it. Trust me. Nonetheless, on days like yesterday, I wish with all my heart that I actually owned a real camera, and that I was actually capable of taking an acceptable photograph. My phone doesn't count as a camera -- if you've seen my phone, you would understand. I don't dare insult it any more here, because it might overhear this conversation, and then I'd be completely sunk. Just trust me on this one, too. It's just that yesterday was a magical day in southeastern New Hampshire, and taking photos would have been apropos. See, ...